DR. ZOLTAN QUANTUMSPARKS · TRAIN OPERATOR

Passenger Ranks

The doctor has many habits. All of them are expensive. All of them directly power this train. Those who choose to support the expedition earn a permanent rank on the Interstellar Express — a mark on the manifest that outlasts the cosmos.

No pressure. No telethon. Just a train, a doctor, and a few well-chosen addictions.

YOUR SUPPORT SUSTAINS

Zappachino

Four shots, ionised starlight, consumed at warp speed. Non-negotiable.

Zap Juice

Powers the development rig. Also possibly the station lights. Nobody is sure.

Sparcaine

A controlled substance. Dr. Zoltan insists it is "entirely medicinal".

3am Rewrites

Redesigning train physics nobody requested, in total silence, fuelled entirely by the above.

The Ranks

Select a rank to set your amount — or type any figure below.

Stoker
€3+

“You shovelled coal. The engine noticed.”

  • Cyan name across the site
  • Flame badge
  • Hall of Benefactors listing
Conductor
€10+

“You punched a ticket. Your name is on the manifest.”

  • Purple name
  • Star badge
  • Glowing wagon frame
Navigator
€25+

“You charted a course through the nebula. The stars remember.”

  • Pink gradient name
  • Spinning compass badge
  • Profile card glow
Engineer
€60+

“You rewired the warp core. The train is faster. Barely.”

  • Animated orange gradient name
  • Spinning star badge
  • Hot colour-cycling frame
Eternal Passenger
€150+

“You are now part of the locomotive. Forever. No refunds.”

  • Gold name with breathing glow
  • Sparkle crown badge
  • Legendary floating title
  • Holographic flag
  • Gold pulsing card & frame

Board the Manifest

Choose any amount. Pick your rank.

€
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  • Ranks are permanent and purely cosmetic — no pay-to-win, no feature gates, no advantages over other passengers.
  • Tiers are granted based on your total accumulated donations — all contributions stack toward higher ranks.
  • A logged-in account is required to donate. Your rank is applied automatically after payment completes.
  • Dr. Zoltan is not responsible for any existential crises triggered by contributing to the longest train in the universe.